Create Your Empire: Ruling the World from Your Mom’s Basement - Fake Book Box
Introducing the must-have Fake Book Box for every aspiring overlord: ‘Create Your Empire: Ruling the World from Your Mom’s Basement.’ Because who says world domination can’t start where you first defeated the final boss in your favorite video game? 🎮🌍
This is for the dreamers who know that a throne can absolutely be a gaming chair and that every empire needs a solid WiFi connection. 🖥️🛏️
Stash your secret plans (or, you know, those overdue bills) in this chic box, complete with soft velvet lining – because even plans for world domination deserve a cozy home.
So, while you’re plotting to take over the world between laundry cycles, remember: Rome wasn’t built in a day, but your empire can start right after dinner (mom’s spaghetti, obviously). 🍝💻
#BasementEmpires #MomKnowsBest #WorldDominationStarterPack
Decorative box that looks like a real book. With magnetic lids and soft velvet inside. Great for things you don’t want scratched, like glasses or some jewelry
Flat Rate Shipping
Whether you get 1 or 10 book boxes, your shipping stays mysteriously flat!
Introducing the must-have Fake Book Box for every aspiring overlord: ‘Create Your Empire: Ruling the World from Your Mom’s Basement.’ Because who says world domination can’t start where you first defeated the final boss in your favorite video game? 🎮🌍
This is for the dreamers who know that a throne can absolutely be a gaming chair and that every empire needs a solid WiFi connection. 🖥️🛏️
Stash your secret plans (or, you know, those overdue bills) in this chic box, complete with soft velvet lining – because even plans for world domination deserve a cozy home.
So, while you’re plotting to take over the world between laundry cycles, remember: Rome wasn’t built in a day, but your empire can start right after dinner (mom’s spaghetti, obviously). 🍝💻
#BasementEmpires #MomKnowsBest #WorldDominationStarterPack
Decorative box that looks like a real book. With magnetic lids and soft velvet inside. Great for things you don’t want scratched, like glasses or some jewelry
Flat Rate Shipping
Whether you get 1 or 10 book boxes, your shipping stays mysteriously flat!
Introducing the must-have Fake Book Box for every aspiring overlord: ‘Create Your Empire: Ruling the World from Your Mom’s Basement.’ Because who says world domination can’t start where you first defeated the final boss in your favorite video game? 🎮🌍
This is for the dreamers who know that a throne can absolutely be a gaming chair and that every empire needs a solid WiFi connection. 🖥️🛏️
Stash your secret plans (or, you know, those overdue bills) in this chic box, complete with soft velvet lining – because even plans for world domination deserve a cozy home.
So, while you’re plotting to take over the world between laundry cycles, remember: Rome wasn’t built in a day, but your empire can start right after dinner (mom’s spaghetti, obviously). 🍝💻
#BasementEmpires #MomKnowsBest #WorldDominationStarterPack
Decorative box that looks like a real book. With magnetic lids and soft velvet inside. Great for things you don’t want scratched, like glasses or some jewelry
Flat Rate Shipping
Whether you get 1 or 10 book boxes, your shipping stays mysteriously flat!